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Palmetto Greens Golf & Country Club

301 Charter Drive, Longs, SC 29568
843.399.4653
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This is Sarah Palin’s favorite golf course, because its the ultimate poster-course for “putting lipstick on a pig.” and it has had more openings than MacDonald’s in China! This newest scaled-down reincarnation of the crappy dog track known as Colonial Charters Golf & Comedy Club, has been renamed to protect the guilty. It’s the same old landfill that had been closed for almost 3-years, but this one is three football fields shorter. They say things like “Ten holes are practically entirely new.” What the Hell does that mean? Let’s just say they’ve monkeyed with the layouts of 15 holes, replanted their fairways, added ponds,  bunkering and green contours to two holes and one stayed the same. Who cares! See why we call it a comedy club? It lies in the heart of the low-lying Highway 9 corridor, but they say they have fixed their flooding problems with the ponds and better drainage, and it’s got three waterfalls when they really need a wishing well. As to trying to figure out what these clowns have in store for us next, we’d have a better shot at guessing when “The Donald” will be coming out of the closet, than getting a handle on their antics, so stay tuned.

Architect: John Simpson & Rick Robbins
Year Opened: 1990
Type: Semi-Private
Rating: 71.8
Holes: 18
Par: 71
Slope: 124
Greens : L93 Bentgrass
Walking Allowed: No
Sunday Alcohol: No
Coolers Allowed: No
Spikes: Soft